这(🈯)是Richard Lester最好的一个(gè )片。 An absurdist classic (😧) This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' . Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to keep moving!. Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.
sTill-Life
汪小狗🐶
「不(bú )好，他想要跨越混(hún )沌时空(kōng )线杀过(🐃)(guò(🈁) )来(👢)。」(🍅)张(⏱)无(🆗)忌神情(qíng )严肃，不敢有(yǒu )一丝的迟疑，大手(shǒu )横空，六道轮回大神(🥃)通(🚵)映(🗝)照(😅)诸(💱)宇(👝)(yǔ )宙。六(liù )个深邃的黑洞在长(zhǎng )生宇宙(zhòu )海之外(wài )的混沌中(🍕)显(🐏)化(💸)，大(👚)(dà(🥟) )轮(🤩)回(🗺)转(zhuǎn )动，混(hún )沌时空都为之扭曲(qǔ )。
这一(yī )刻，所(suǒ )有人的眼睛(🌹)都(👗)一(🍋)眨(❓)(zhǎ(😉) )不(🔰)眨的(de )盯着擂(lèi )台上的两人，生怕(pà )错过了(le )这百年(nián )难遇的惊天(🤾)大(🆓)战(🔆)。按(⏭)老(📎)王(🎈)(wáng )的意思(sī )是，甜甜挂名在王(wáng )氏集团(tuán )下，王(wáng )氏给予她保护(🕧)，但(👇)(dà(🦃)n )同(🅱)样(💣)的(🕦)(de )，她的作品只能给王氏集(jí )团，价(jià )钱跟之前两次一样，好商(shāng )量(🌷)。
一(🐸)(yī(💈) )座(🐁)座(⏸)佛(🎎)界覆盖时空(kōng )，万千(qiān )佛陀法(fǎ )相显化，死亡尸气(qì )连靠近(jì(🥦)n )都(🔺)难(📂)。山(😲)灵(👮)老(😛)祖(🔈)杀气腾腾(téng )的道，「好一(yī )个不知死活的达摩(mó )，想要(yào )我们(🏮)拜(⚽)(bà(🛥)i )入(🌖)你(🎄)门(🎍)下，你是在(zài )找死。」
澍溪
雨苔思音
我爱看电影
整治(🙃)够了阎(yán )王(💈)(wáng )，苏姀才起始仔(😵)细观瞧(🔣)薄(báo )记(🌋)(jì )，越看(🐫)越是面有怒意。茫(máng )茫(máng )昆(kū(🛴)n )仑，云生(❔)雾起，不(🍝)知是多(💮)(duō )少(shǎo )洪荒巨兽的乐土。然而(✌)近(jìn )些(💘)(xiē )时日(🍩)来，这些(🍢)巨兽无不战(zhàn )战(zhàn )兢(jīng )兢，躲(🏰)藏在巢(♎)穴之中(🤩)，根(gēn )本(běn )不(⛰)敢出来活动觅食(🚻)(shí )。
此刻(🏗)(kè )军(jun1 )中(😰)修士大(📙)多来自道德(➰)宗，纪(jì )若(ruò )尘与(🕷)道德宗(🧦)关系密(🐄)切，真(zhē(📷)n )要(yào )对付纪若尘，万一道德宗(🌁)(zōng )翻(fā(🌃)n )脸，那就(👢)大事休(✏)矣。而且(qiě )安(ān )禄(lù )山自诩精(🈶)于相人(⏪)，从纪(jì(🍺) )若(ruò )尘(🚻)(chén )的眼中，他从未看到过半(bà(🎼)n )分(fèn )帝(😯)王之心(🖋)，这才是他放手(shǒu )让(ràng )纪若尘建军掠(♍)地的根(🕟)源。只(zhī(🚄) )不(bú )过，如今(🌈)的纪若尘，实是(shì(🚢) )令(lìng )人(👉)捉摸不(🤙)透。
杜影月
waking王小心
要是被淬(👔)(cuì )炼了数(shù(🎯) )百万年之(zhī(🐨) )久的死亡尸(✊)气侵(qīn )入，就(🐅)算(suàn )是七阶(🌧)生命体都(dō(🍔)u )要头疼不已(🦔)。「诸位拜入(🍫)(rù )贫僧门下(🚙)，悟我(wǒ )佛门(👇)大道(dào )，自(🤢)可(kě )心魔尽(🧜)除(chú )。」达摩(🗑)很谨慎(shèn )，脑(💉)后佛(fó )光普(🤫)照，心念一(yī(🤨) )动，就有(yǒu )三(🌼)千佛(fó )界诞(🎽)生。
可以看到(➖)，纯白(bái )之火(⛄)将牺(xī )牲的(🌩)教(jiāo )众尸体(🎂)化(huà )为一(♓)点点白光，无(🐵)数的白(bái )色(😞)光辉飞起，接(📴)(jiē )着又飞快(🐛)(kuài )的融入(rù(🐍) )到光阴顶(dǐ(💔)ng )中，仿佛他们(🏃)并(bìng )未离去(🐡)，而是化为了(📖)不灭(miè )英魂(🙌)，依旧在守(shǒ(👚)u )护着人族(zú(🌴) )，守护着阴(💷)教。
麻绳
披萨君
mokoi
它刚上坡(🚁)(pō )头，两只小眼突然瞪(🐬)(dè(💭)ng )得滚(gǔn )圆，四蹄一定(🕞)，拼(➖)命(mìng )想要刹住自己的(🦏)冲(🌒)势(shì )。但(dàn )它身躯庞(🧦)大(🍋)，冲(chōng )得快(kuài )极，哪里是(🖖)说(🔋)停(tíng )就能(néng )停的？(🛺)轰(👲)轰隆隆(lóng )声中(zhōng )，妖猪(🕺)又(🃏)向前冲了十(shí )丈，这(💧)才(🔑)生生刹住了(le )去势(shì )。那(🎓)一(🌥)道高坡上(shàng )，早(zǎo )已(✂)被(👻)它四蹄犁出(chū )一道(dà(🌊)o )深沟来！
纪若尘本以(yǐ(🐙) )为(😗)李安同寻常官宦贵(🕺)(guì(🈳) )胄之(zhī )家一样，养的都(🌎)(dō(🕵)u )是些(xiē )小门小派的(🐽)无(🌩)名(míng )之士(shì )，但徐泽楷(🍯)既(🎨)说(shuō )值得(dé )一见，那(🍴)这(🤶)些人定非(fēi )等闲(xián )之(🥙)辈(😣)。只是修道(dào )之士(shì(🏌) )求(📁)的是长生飞仙(xiān )，而(é(🕉)r )非(🌷)俗世富贵，既(jì )然道(🔋)(dà(😓)o )行有成，不去游历修(xiū(🤐) )仙(🔗)，何以会屈就于这(zhè(👿) )王(🌇)府(fǔ )之中？