意大利式战争

“二战”时期，盟军要(🐽)实施(📼)安奇奥登(🍩)陆计划(🃏)，迫(pò )于对(🕸)一门(mén )(🔱)叫安(🤢)奇(qí )奥大(🎺)炮的超(chāo )级武(wǔ )器的忌惮，要派两个(gè )精锐特工去摧(👋)毁这门(🎏)大炮，结(jié )果两(liǎng )个傻逼被派(pài )(🕔)了去(qù )(👑)，最后经过(🎡)一连串搞笑事(✳)件(jiàn )(🔲)，阴差(chà )阳错的(de )最后完(📞)成了任务。　　片段一(yī )：德国人在(zài )北非布置了一(yī )个陷(xiàn )阱，准备了一幅(🌚)假的(de )防御(⏯)工事(shì )地图让(ràng )这二个士兵带回去。他(tā )们却阴(✋)差阳错(🙌)的拿走了真的地图，最(⛓)终赢得了战役。　　片段二：他们(😍)化装成(⛳)管道工潜入(🕐)德(dé )军在(🚴)意(yì )大利的(de )司(sī )令部(🗳)，给他们卫(wèi )生间(🏉)的管道修(xiū )得乱七(🐾)八糟，把将军淋了(⛏)个落(luò )汤(tāng )鸡(jī )(🤷)。将(🌪)军(💅)去换衣(yī )服，拉开抽屉发(fā )现一(🎥)套新的(de )军服，于是(shì )洗(📛)头洗脸准备换上新军服的时候闭着眼(yǎn )把脸盆里的脏水倒进抽(chōu )屉里了(le )（柜子旁边(biān )有一个废水桶）(👗)。那个将军(jun1 )是最(zuì )主要(⏺)的一个(gè )配角，很有意思(🎴)。到影(yǐng )片结束前1分(🈺)钟，都没有(🈳)一(🐈)句(🔬)台词。最(💕)后说了一(yī )句“谢谢”。　(🏡)　片段(duàn )三：德军(jun1 )有一(yī )门(🚓)超(chāo )(📯)级大炮俯视(🏗)着联军将要登陆(🎆)的海(hǎi )滩。这二个士兵居然化(♟)装(zhuāng )成希特(🍏)勒和随从，去(🤠)视(shì )察(🖥)大炮，把大炮(pào )炸掉(🥈)了(🖥)。　(🌲)　In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time