Malví(👷)s (Alfredo Landa) is sick of working like crazy for nothing. He'd rather become a bandit, that's much better, he's gonna be the fearful Fendetestas! He'll spread panic in the woods of his region. But there's a little problem there aren't much people living in his region, everyone knows everyone and everyone is so poor, so is gonna be difficult that someone takes MalvísFendetestas too seriously. This is a magic history, so funny, and full of situations that will make you laugh. It's also full of characters that belong to the Spanish idiosyncrasy the strict priest, the Guardia Civil, the old devout women, the village idiot... there's even a lost soul wandering around the woods. The great Alfredo Landa heads a cast that gathered together the best two generations of Spanish scene from Fernando Rey to Encarna Paso, from Manuel Alexandre to María Isbert... A cast like that would be just unthinkable nowadays. El Bosque Animado was the first movie of José(⚡) Luis Cuerda's trilogy of rural comedies (after this one he made the surreal Amanece Que No Es Poco, and Así En El Cielo Como En La Tierra. Those are movies so personal that stress the Spanish culture. The young directors should take note of films like El Bosque Animado, instead of trying to be the new enfant terrible and imitating US worst cinema.
孔鲤
原来是西西呀
别(🛂)人侮辱自己可(🐋)(kě )以，却(què )不(⚓)能侮(wǔ )辱自(🎳)己(jǐ )的师父，青(🌑)玄天冷着(zhe )脸(⭕)，一(yī )字一句(🦁)(jù )说道：“跪下(✉)认错，不然，死(🧀)……”手中(zhō(⭕)ng )长剑嗡(wēng )嗡作(🌽)响，颤抖着，想(💬)(xiǎng )要飞出(chū(📓) )剑鞘一(yī )般。“杀(🦀)”，几个黑甲卫(✂)向(xiàng )他冲过(🥧)(guò )来，从(cóng )未有(⛄)人敢挑战黑(🌩)甲卫的威严(🍸)(yá(👙)n )，要是(shì )有，那(🎗)(nà )就杀了，是(🎗)黑甲卫一直的(🎗)宗(zōng )旨。“死”
过(🏪)(guò )了好久，凝(🚶)固的空间(jiān )被(🍶)一声(shēng )催促(⏪)声(shēng )打破：(🦍)“时辰到了，该走(💟)了(le )！”少(shǎo )女悠(🚪)悠(yōu )起身，向(🐈)外面走去，随手(🙇)带(dài )上房门(🤙)(mén )的时候(hò(🙏)u )平淡的(de )说了一(🔹)句：“衣袍已(🤵)(yǐ )经给你(nǐ(⏱) )备好了(le )！”一套绸(👖)缎白袍整整(🔞)齐齐(qí )叠放(👸)在(🏾)(zài )床头，自己(🦑)的麻衣粗袍(📕)也被叠好放(🕠)(fà(🌉)ng )在绸缎(duàn )白(👜)袍旁(páng )边。
张佳玮
电影小事集
一颗喵喵头
凌虚将青(👺)蛟(🌋)(jiāo )带(🏊)到天(tiān )机洞前，郑重(🐱)(chóng )其事(🏚)的(de )问(🤨)道“青蛟，这(zhè )么多(duō )年(👙)你跟(🐨)在贫道(dào )身(shēn )边感(gǎ(💪)n )觉如(❣)何？”正(zhèng )在(zài )欣赏(shǎ(🐡)ng )仙山(🔹)美景的青(qīng )蛟突然(rá(🚛)n )听到(📭)凌虚这没(méi )头没尾(wě(🖍)i )的问(🚻)话，一时(shí )间却是有些(🦔)不知(👃)该如(rú )何回答了！
就在(😙)凌虚(👼)(xū )构思如何完美解决(😧)眼(yǎ(🔛)n )前的难题时，一股森(🌷)(sē(👥)n )然的(😔)杀气临身，将沉(chén )思(🏨)中(😸)的凌(👌)虚激醒，注(zhù )意到白(🥢)泽那毫(🍳)(háo )不隐匿(nì )的杀气(📇)，凌虚(xū(🤪) )顾(gù(🍅) )不得(dé )多想，急忙答(dá(🆒) )应(yī(👎)ng )下来(lái )，以免就此被(bè(🥡)i )这(zhè(👆) )已死(sǐ )之辈害死。
！”说完(🏾)(wán )挥(🤩)手一下，一(yī )道青光(guā(㊗)ng )从青(📩)蛟头顶飞(fēi )出，却(què )是(💨)凌虚(🉐)将控制(zhì )青蛟的御兽(🐼)环给(🏹)取了(le )出来。青蛟感受到(🤙)自(zì(🕢) )己体内的御兽环消失(🥛)(shī )，再(🌚)次向凌虚拜谢道(dà(🏹)o )“弟(💁)子谢(📪)老师大恩！”
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Amino
小宝(👫)坐于(yú )潭(🍪)水之中，任(🃏)万丈白练(👅)呼(hū )啸中(🈲)直坠身(shē(🍌)n )上。岸边坐(🐔)(zuò )着(zhe )三个面容迥(jiǒng )异，却都秀(xiù )美如仙的女(nǚ )孩(hái )，痴痴的看(kàn )着(🌹)端坐于瀑(📛)(bào )中的男(🕝)子。蝶(dié )轩(✈)最先沉不(👈)(bú )住气，冷(🗡)哼(hēng )一声(🚢)：“这算(suà(👐)n )什么？一(😸)大(dà )早就(🥘)躲进瀑(bà(🈷)o )布里面，屁(🗄)都(dōu )不放(🎀)一个！
你自(🚅)己躲开(kā(🎀)i )就行了，为(💍)何(hé )还要(💶)推开我(wǒ(😎) )！”房无定(dì(😖)ng )看沈边已(🐺)然气(qì )绝(🤡)，眼圈一(yī(🍊) )红，拍了拍(🤛)(pāi )已经冻(🤝)的脸色(sè )发白的滕勇(yǒng )说：“节哀(āi )！抬沈边回殿(diàn )！”
沈边眼(yǎn )见避(🤨)无可避，一(🤐)伸腿踹了(✳)(le )出去，却不(🥄)(bú )是踢向(🤟)冰豹，而是(🌊)把滕勇(yǒ(🧐)ng )给踹到了(👣)一(yī )旁，自(🎌)己鼓足(zú(🌄) )力气往冰(🏁)豹(bào )的心(🕰)口一刺(cì(💗) )，自己也随(📧)即(jí )后退(😋)。冰豹(bào )痛(🔃)嘶一声，身(🐂)体依然扑(👉)到(dào )。
工藤新一
欢乐分裂
谋杀游戏机
乔唯(🗂)一对他这通贷款(👲)指责无语到了极(⛵)点，决定停止这个(👻)问题的讨论，说：(🤰)我在卫生间里给(🙌)你放(fàng )了(🕶)水，你赶(🏣)紧去洗吧(⏬)。
谁要他(🌩)陪啊！容隽(😀)说，我认(🚏)识他是谁(🙄)啊？我晚上手要(🎌)是疼得睡(shuì )不着(🏗)，想要找人说说话(🚇)，难道找这么一个(🌁)陌生男人聊天？(🔼)让我跟一个陌生(📄)男人独处一室，你(🐉)放心吗你？