Jamez Bond is the lead character in Spoof, a frustrated one, since he's not able to figure out a way to complete his famous sentence My name is..., before getting shot. Yep, this is the news finally, after 50 years, the gun in the gun-barrel sequence shoots our hero and several other challenges will arise, till the sky-fall... Leatherfaze from the Texas Chainzaw Mazzacre and the Alfraid Hitchcock silhouette, from the TV show will face no lesser complications in trying to turn a chainsaw on and in overcoming common fears, because the Master of Suspence will appear to be surprisingly more fearful than the victims in his movies... But he's in good company, since an animated Inspector Clouzeau, from The Pink Panfher's saga title sequence, won't prove to be brave enough in fighting a pink panther that's much wilder than we used to know... Rochy Balboa will show the other characters what it takes to fight your inner enemies, in Rochy vs Ranbo, but won't be prepared for an unexpected ...
艾晨
不要不开心哦
我不是(🏟)这(📧)意思(sī )，这是(🕶)姐姐的家(jiā )，姐(🛍)(jiě )姐想回(huí )来就回来(🦍)(lá(🤕)i )，而且我也(yě(📳) )很想姐姐呢，你(nǐ )能回(🐹)(huí(🚶) )来当然好，只(👇)是(shì )我有(yǒu )点(🚰)担心(xīn )你怎么会忽然(🤐)间(💎)回来(lái )？是(🍾)不是聂家那(nà )些人(ré(🛵)n )对(🐔)不你(nǐ )不好(🤪)？这么说着，张(🐌)(zhāng )春桃(😔)已经开始磨(mó(📅) )牙(🚤)霍(huò )霍了。
其(♊)实最开(kāi )始的时候，张(👑)玉(🕗)敏知道了沈(👉)公子(zǐ )是傻子的时候(🏐)，还(📆)是(shì )有点埋(🎭)(mái )怨胡半仙的(🤟)，但是很(hěn )快的，这好日(🦄)子(💌)(zǐ )过上(shàng )了(🎗)，她(tā )就也不怎么在乎(💭)沈(🏕)公(gōng )子是不(💵)是傻子了(le )。
张(zhā(🐺)ng )玉敏还真是打的(de )这个(🚎)(gè(⛺) )主意，张秀娥(💐)也没想到，自(zì )己就胡(🚩)乱(🎴)猜测一(yī )下(🐶)，就能猜(cāi )对了。
JohnnyS
低端吱吱
女神的秋裤
梁(liá(🎿)ng )笑然听后(hòu )笑(xiào )了，目(🈯)光(guāng )闪(💗)动：“如(rú )果是(👴)这样，我(🐠)看并购完(wán )的新冠耀(❗)签(qiān )的(🎑)一个艺人(💴)(rén )可(👤)以是虞(🎅)总。”红叶(yè )活像被抽了(🐡)(le )一鞭子的表(biǎo )情，严肃(🚝)地(dì )说(🌡)：“你们(men )不(bú )要(🤬)寻我开(🍢)(kāi )心，我哪是(shì )做明星(💓)的料(lià(💜)o )。”还没等(děng )梁笑(🛢)然回嘴(💷)(zuǐ )，开始转入(rù )正题。
她(👞)没有让黄彤去，也(🍹)没有(🌝)(yǒu )让黄(🐞)彤不去(qù )，而是(🔷)自己(jǐ(🐫) )表了态，黄(huáng )彤立刻明(🧀)白(bái )，她(🥖)还是想(xiǎng )让自(⛰)己少与(❌)(yǔ )她接触。于(yú )是点点(🍑)头，就没(🗡)了话。两人(🚶)最终(😓)不(bú )欢(🌙)而散。等送子衿回(huí )家(🦓)之后，黄(huáng )彤就把(🚅)车开(🍶)(kāi )到附(💟)近，又(yòu )折了回(🛄)来。
费又穆
流风揽湖
已(🈂)经发生(💦)过(guò )的(💠)事情不(🎅)可(kě )挽(🍲)回，可至(zhì )少，她还有(yǒu )潇潇和肖雪(xuě )。
乐乐很善(shàn )良，她不愿(yuàn )意追(🐄)究杜婉(🌛)(wǎn )儿的(🔇)责任，因(⏰)为顾潇(👼)(xiāo )潇已(👀)经给她(😐)(tā )出过(🐟)气了。
星星的口袋
Rachel
在风月
。江芷(♉)柔咬(yǎ(🚸)o )牙(yá )切齿，眸光(💍)阴(yīn )晴(🔑)(qíng )不定，她冰雪(xuě )聪(🔬)(cōng )明，自(🍧)然看出(chū )了(le )这(🥕)是廖秋(⛴)生那(nà )家(jiā )伙的奸(🔔)计。可(kě(🛬) )这(zhè )件事，她同(🍌)样感(gǎ(🚆)n )到棘手，一时半(bàn )会(😿)儿有点(🧑)不知所(suǒ )措。
许(🤦)多人诧(🎰)异，这小(xiǎo )辈动用的招数，明(🏮)显已经(🐮)达到了(🍚)(le )玄级上(🌇)品的地(🤓)步(bù )，这种等级的武(📑)(wǔ )技，在(🚁)三星宗门(mén )中(📂)都是相(😬)当宝贵(guì )，出现在一(👲)个小(xiǎ(🐝)o )辈(bèi )身上，极不(👺)寻(xún )常(🌡)(cháng )！“我黄龙帮(bāng )底(dǐ(👾) )蕴深厚(🦋)，你不(bú )过(guò )是(🖥)二星宗(🚮)门中(zhōng )的(de )无名小卒(🖇)，拿(ná )什(🛫)(shí )么跟我们比(🔃)！”
小妮子(😺)何必这般(bān )不解风(💊)情，我们(🕥)(men )黄龙帮好歹也(📪)是(shì )名(🏎)正言顺的三星宗门，不输你(🕣)们万花(📢)门(mén )多(☔)少，兄弟(🛃)们来(lái )此共邀几位小娘(niá(🎁)ng )子去赏(🐟)今夜良(🤧)辰(chén )美(🏋)景，小娘(📤)子们(men )若是答应了，也(🌫)(yě )算(suà(🔭)n )一桩美事，并(bì(🐪)ng )不(bú )辱(♋)没你等群芳(fāng )。”